In the grand tradition of living a complicated life, here's where I'll be for the next few days:
12/23: SJC -> ORD -> LGA
12/24: LGA -> Grand Central (1am) -> MetroNorth -> New Haven -> daddy -> Guilford
12/27: New Haven -> Grand Central -> Subway -> JFK -> LAX -> SFO
12/28: SFO -> LAX
12/29: Joey gets married!
12/30: LAX -> SFO
12/31 -> 1/2: nap time.
If you are in any of those places and think you can leap on me as I run from one place to the next, you are damn well welcome to try, bitches.
Merry Christmas. Happy Gate Rape.